Been a while, but starting out with a fantastic Joel episode. Very very good. Here are some amazing quotes. Starring Jimmy Carter!! =)
“And Claude Monet directed this picture”
“You know, it’s not so much the apocalypse, it’s the humidity”
“The motorcycle is close-captioned for the hearing impaired!”
Computer: “Bad Mothers! Bad Mothers!” Joel: “And the bad fathers who love them, today on Donahue” Tom: “How does the computer know they had bad mothers?”
Joel: “Oh come on, you’d think in the future they’d have better graphics than Pong”
Tom: “Life’s easy without the Miranda, eh Sarge?”
Crow: “Gee, Ohio looks great after the apocalypse”
Crow: “If that’s God, I’m quitting”
Tom: “I always pictured heaven to be like Ellis Island” Crow: “There was a big rush after the apocalypse, but now things have died down”
Crow: “Okay, somebody put down the Styrofoam”
Crow: “Wednesday is Nazi night, Germans drink free”
Crow: “More ineffective authoritarians on the way!”
Jimmy Carter: Missing in Action, The Enforcer
Joel: “Chitty Chitty Kill Kill!”
Tom: “Tonight’s TV lineup, we have Black Nazis, White Ninjas, and Beige Berets”
Tom: “Megaweapon died tragically today. Investigators still have no clues about the mysterious explosion that took the life of the beloved Megaweapon. His widow has asked that donations be sent to the Department of Transportation”
Tom: “You know, if you’re gonna pay to see the apocalypse, you should take the helicopter tour- you see it all!”
“This better not be another large talking computer”
“It’s hard to know where his lips end and his cheeks begin”
The skits were not quite as strong for this episode as some of the others, but the riffing of the movie is fantastic and well worth seeing.
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